~appledia story~

STRESS,BOSAN,MENYAMPS.tahap cipan,gaban,mangkuk ayun...sebut ja semua ada,serba lengkap harini.Grrrrrrrrgggh.Malas aku nak ingat,boleh 'vomit blood' lah kalo aku duk ulang cakap banyak kali.Jadi untuk meredakan ke'stress'an mak yang terlampau harineh,mohla 'mak' kongsi ngan korang satu entri yang tak seberapaneh.Terimala entri bergamba semata yang GILER  agak pemalas tapi bolela(kott) nak kasik aku korang tersengih sekejap  ngan maki hamun aku .Wahai teman2 layankan....  Had a bad day ? Do you feel alone and abandoned? Are you convinced nobody cares about you? Do you think nobody cares about your failures in life or in business? Are you sure nobody sees your successes and failures?   And nobody cares if you live or die? You are wrong! There is somebody VERY interested in everything you do When everybody else quits on you..... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ...

Balik dari menjemput en.lola aku tempohari,kiteorang decided nak berbuka berdua kat luar.Tadakla special pun tempat ni,just kami satu famili memang suka makan kat sini bila mood kemalasan untuk masak datang.Aku panggil kedai ni kedai kelantan cos semua setap dia oang kelantan (aku rasala) tak taula kalo ada yang dari siam.Yang best pasal kedai kelantan ni is that specialities depa kinda simple but menyelerakan!Pecaya tak,paberet aku,laki bini can be as simple as nasi putih,paprik campor ngan ikan kembung goreng kunyit! Simple kan?Tapi pecayala,sedap!Sambal belacan depa,perrgh memang terangkat.Tom yam dia pun terbaik.Paberet mak aku ni.Yerla kalo tak,takkanla time berbuka tempat ni full house !But this time around bukan aku nak citer pasal makanan best depa, just nak share benda lawak (pada aku agak lawakla..and tak patut sebenarnya)yang aku jumpa once kiterang booking table untuk berbuka kat sana haritu...Aku memang selalu book thru phone ,pakai call ja. Then mamat kedai tu ...

A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop. The surgeon was there, waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike. The mechanic shouted across the garage,   "Hey, Doc, can I ask you a question?" The surgeon a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take valves out, fix 'em, put 'em back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?" The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic... "Try doing it with the engine running."