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Monday, July 18, 2011

Next Time You Deal With a Negative Person Who Makes Your Life Miserable, Think of This Story!

Assalammualaikum!

Selamat Pagi Malaysia!

Akutau..ramai yang duk dalam Monday Blues mode.Takpun manic monday..kan?Aku pun ade gak kena tempias2.Mau tak.Cuti 2 hari menbizis drive n travel up and down.Tapi tapek.Hidup musti mau terus.Kasi mood positip spread manyak2 sikit pepagi neh.Harus oke.Nak2 bila aku ternampak imej baru kawan blogger maya aku yang kuat menceceh dalam belog tapi pemalu yang hamat in real life!"Pidah...aku suka sangat nengok transpomasi ngko.I will follow u..soon.Real soon.Doa2kan aku ya!" 

Ok,on the other hand.Aku ada dapat email dari bebudak opis aku which aku rasa memang keeena sangat kalo ko nak "memulang paku buah keras" kat mangkuk2 yang suka naaa men"down"kan orang.Alaaa yang spesies PERASAN BAGUS,yang duk feeling dialah THE BEST,PERFECTO segala2nya dia!Pehlis eh.Kalo ko cantik,ingat sikit kat muka bumi ni ade lebih nam billion manusia.So jangan perasan koLAH yang tercantik kat donia neh.N if ko rasa ko KAYA berduit,raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamai lagi yang berduit dari ko eh.So jangan nak TERPERASAAN lebey.Ingatla semua kat donia ni 'pinjaman'..Duniawi yang tak menjanjikan hakiki.Bersederhanalah..itu yang terbaik.So enjoy this guys.Amek yang baek,tolak yang buruk..ok? 

 
A New York woman was at her hairdresser's on Park Avenue getting her hair styled prior to a trip to Rome with her boyfriend. She mentioned the trip to her hairdresser.


Hairdresser: "Rome?" Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded, dirty and full of Italians. You're crazy to go to Rome!" "So, how are you getting there?"

Client: We're taking Continental, we got a great rate!"

Hairdresser: "Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser. "That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're always late." "So, where are you staying in Rome?"

Client: "We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome's left bank called Teste."

Hairdresser: "Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks it’s going to be something special and exclusive, but it's really a dump, the worst hotel in the city! The rooms are small, the service is surly and they're overpriced." "So, what are you doing when you get there?"

Client: "We're going to go to see the Vatican and we hope to see the Pope."
 
Hairdresser: (laughing) "That's rich, you and a million other people trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant. Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it."
 
A month later, the woman again comes in for a hairdo and the hairdresser inquires about her trip to Rome.

Client: "It was wonderful, not only that we were on time in one of Continental's brand new planes, but it was overbooked and they bumped us up to first class.The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and foot. And the hotel - it was great! They'd just finished a $5 million remodeling job and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the city.They, too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their owner's suite at no extra charge!"

Hairdresser: (muttering) "Well, that's all well and good, but I know you didn't get to see the Pope."

Client: "Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder and explained that the Pope likes to meet some of the visitors and if I'd be so kind as to step into his private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me."

"Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me."

Hairdresser: "Oh, really...What'd he say?"

Client: "He said, "Where'd you get that crappy hairdo?"



WEEEEEEEEEELL said..kan?
"Don't let a negative person get you down.
If you do, you may be missing a beautiful and wonderful life experience!"

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